emma-d-klutz:

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

charlesoberonn:

haltraveler:

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somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

charlesoberonn:

frescopino:

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valentineish:

charlesoberonn:

sunw00d:

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sar-kalu:

charlesoberonn:

sourjen:

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cynicallyaestetic:

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acatdisguisedasahuman:

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moonimbued:

charlesoberonn:

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That’s not a shell, it’s a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let’s split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won’t walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of “yes, and” and it FASCINATES me

“No, and”

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

bitches!!!! 60 cents for a can a soda at the haunted pharmacy!!!!!!!! that beats the northernmost porn joint by 40 cents

soda for 60 cents cards for a buck cant beat it i dont buy cards anywhere else anymore. theyre all like 40 years old & the envelopes have a little faded frame around the edge where the card didnt cover it bc they been sitting there so long. lady workin there was using a typewriter while we were shopping. my moms convinced its a front but for these prices i dont give a shit if it is

you know the drill

[ID: two photos showing different angles of a root beer can with a painting of a pharmacy on it. the third picture shows that can beside a Pepsi can with a place called Adult World painted on it.]

to keep with the broken car theme i made a flower out of my receipt from the mechanic

[ID: the same two cans, one with a flower sticking out made from a receipt and the other with a flower made from broken glass.]

A beautiful baby girl by the name of MSG

grox:

gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor:

grox:

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

bro got that gender reveal pussy. set you ablaze.

I don’t know who blazed this but staff said absolutely not

Sincerel

typewriter-worries:

typewriter-worries:

losing my mind over googling “what do you do if someone recognizes you” and google autocompleted with “in patterns of everything”

went to type “an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” and word autocorrected it to “unlovable object” something is in the air

kirbylord:

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

whitepeopletwitter: